Killer Turkeys

one of my good friends jonathan hinton was headed to the retreat this morning…and so he called for directions…

but then a called a few minutes later…

here’s how it went…

me: sup man…
hinton: yo dude…i have a little problem
me: what’s wrong?
hinton: well i just hit a turkey
me: (laughing my ace off)
hinton: it came out of no where and my windshield is crushed!
me: (laughing my ace off)

here are the pics when he showed up…

turkey 1

turkey 2

(only in arkansas)

Odds?

so saturday i was cleaning some things in my yard…with sandals on…(sandals?)…yes sandals (i wasn’t expecting to clean up things…i just happened to see one thing in the yard…then the one thing turned into a couple of things…and so on)

i ended up picking up a metal rod of some sort…and it fell and landed on my big toe…

no big deal…

but then i started to get worried…for one thing it made a good size cut on my toe…(only needed one band aid though)…but it was also rusty…

Tetanus Shot

now all I’ve heard growing up is “if you cut yourself with anything rusty you need to get a tetanus shot!”…but is that true?…I mean what are the odds I’m going to lose my toe?

are there any medical peeps that read this thing?
need some free medical advice!